the world is your oyster
Oct 20 14 - 14,049 notes


So my parents bought me this thing called the Selfie Stick


And pretty much you attach your phone to the stick and you can take pictures using the little clicker thing. So instead of taking photos like this:


I can take photos like this:


Oct 20 14 - 101,762 notes


things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
Oct 20 14 - 187,335 notes


unfollowing me wont help you lose your virginity

Oct 20 14 - 299,838 notes


have no regrets

except all those facebook pages you liked back in 2009, regret those

Oct 20 14 - 481,833 notes





"i am not at all physically attracted to you"

is an absolutely valid reason to not want to date someone.

People had the nerve to call me shallow for this.

By the way, it’s also totally cool to turn someone down without explaining your reasons. You are not interested, no will suffice. Do not feel pressured to explain your decisions to someone else. 


(Source: redsuns-n-orangemoons)

Oct 20 14 - 285,555 notes



no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker)

Oct 19 14 - 474,394 notes

me:  im so bored
me:  i have nothing to do
me:  i wish i had something to do
basic responsibilities:  yo
me:  not u
me:  anyway
me:  im so bored
me:  i have nothing to do

Oct 19 14 - 135,962 notes


schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

(Source: kanyewesticle)

Oct 19 14 - 681,880 notes