the world is your oyster

justalilblondemama:

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

Sep 1 14 - 53,362 notes

wwolfparty:

when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person

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Sep 1 14 - 194,029 notes

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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(Source: lysistratas-moved)

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BRING IT ON

(Source: murderousart)

Sep 1 14 - 410,591 notes

phantomdoodler:

"what would you do if you won the lottery?"

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foxboy:

foxboy:

IM SO ANGRY THAT PINEAPPLES DONT GROW ON TREES

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THIS PISSES ME OFF SO MUCH YOU DOTN EVEN KNOW

Sep 1 14 - 204,652 notes

chessys:

stop leaking female celebrities nudes and start leaking the sims 4

Sep 1 14 - 26,430 notes

cheatsy:

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foxnewsofficial:

stop global warming i don’t look good in shorts

Sep 1 14 - 137,940 notes

me:  tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk

Sep 1 14 - 6,543 notes