“ like, ever ”
“who could scroll past this” me
If you invite me to a party please make sure to have a cat or dog present so I have someone to hang out with.
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
ur mom hands u a glass of orange juice. u take a sip. its not orange juice. its stirred egg yolks. u spit them all out. u ask ur mom why. she turns around. its not ur mom. its me. ur mom is gone. im ur mother now
these old spice commercials have been getting really crazy lately
Some Lady Rainicorn Translations.
Lady has the best lines but nobody realizes it because she speaks Korean.
Jimmy’s wearing Shaq’s jacket and it might be the most ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen.
unicorn crush ☺
ULTIMATE SHOWDOWN BETWEEN CORN MELANIE AND CARROT MELANIE WHO WILL WIN PLACE YOUR BETS NOW FOLKS!!!!!!!