the world is your oyster
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louisranger:

i hate it when you go out with your friends but no one bothers to tell you that you look like a grape

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In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

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why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

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'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)

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officialwillowpape:

me when i drop my pen on the floor at schoolimage 

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foxfamilyfeatures:

why do adult people care about defeating kids in an argument. what is there to possibly gain from that. congratulations you made a kid cry i hope you fall in mud you meaninglessly gruesome wall smell 

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sadmermaid420:

Stopping mid sentence to announce that it’s 4:20

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vaguelyjewish:

testoster0ne:

how do woman not orgasm when inserting tampons.

like isn’t just like having sex idgi?

This sounds like a Mitt Romney diary entry.

(Source: basedyeeezus)

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digivolvin:

last night i dreamed that scientists used a really bad picture of me to prove humans are closely related to goats and i was so insulted i woke up

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adriofthedead:

xinggan:

I’m grossed out by the kind of stuff tumblr does to its users over an extended period of time

Grammar and punctuation is completely lost on some people, to the point where their posts are unreadable and irritating

And tumblr fosters and feeds this incredible narcissism and need to impress people- people who don’t really matter in the grand scheme of things.

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