bootylicious
 - some basic french expressions
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mymanic:

Fuck this is the funniest thing ever

throbinhood:

my most prized possession is a holographic image of jesus that i have

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where he blinks when you move him

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and if you angle it right he’ll wink

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oohhhh jesus you saucy devil you

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

ultrannoying:

if u squish those bunny marshmallows they become kim jong-un

hatredly:

if people looked like their personality, we would have a lot of ugly people in this world.

littlemusicalwitch:

theodd1sout:

What I’ve been doing for the past week

http://i.imgur.com/yXppCBH.png

The crying part especially

spoken-not-written:

spoken-not-written:

peachystiles:

spoken-not-written:

what do you call a sheep covered in plastic

oh god no

lambinated

thegayswhocouldfly:

so me and my siblings (theres 3 of us) were eating dinner with my dad and we were talking about dad jokes and all of a sudden my dad goes “ive only made 3 jokes in my life and theyre all sitting in front of me”

thats it

the dad joke to end all dad jokes

father-fruitcake:

twofingerswhiskey:

highkeygay:

generic brand

no no you don’t understand

in canada

this is an actual thing

what they dont have no name brand in america?